Fat Ass America

exhibit a: total weight of adults roaming the earth- 316.4 million tons (US measurement) exhibit b: average adult body mass in the world- 136.6 pounds (US measurement) exhibit c: average north american adult body mass- 178 pounds (US measurement) exhibit d: *an additional 935 million people would have to populate the planet, in order to bring the average body mass of the adult world OUTSIDE north america up to the same fat ass standard which they currently hold. so keep on washing down those cheesy chessy curly fries that’cha just snorted with another keg of beer & pop that top button on the pants you pretend to fit in, america, whilst the rest of the world watches you waddle around munching up all the resources you can, hoping that your arteries clog & your heart stops before you get to mutter “why do they hate us?” again, slobbering on yourself the whole time & fighting with the other swine over that last corncob.