Fast Food Lawsuit

After eating at McDonald's, I got fat. I decided to sue them for that. I ate egg McMuffins and Big macs all day long. People say that I got myself fat and that suing McDonald's was wrong. I break every chair I sit on and it drives me to tears. I haven't seen my ***** in over three years. My attorney said I'd win but I lost. McDonalds countersued and won and I hate to think of what it cost. I had to sell all of my possessions and now I live in a cave. My beard reaches down to my feet because I can't afford a razor to shave. I was greedy and I paid the price. If you're thinking about suing McDonald's, you'd better think twice.