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Fart Footles

Pass gas From ass Make smell From hell You fart Eyes smart Here goes Hold nose Drop one Stink bomb It stank Smells rank Need loo Do pooh Jan Allison 4th September 2014

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Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 9/4/2014 7:06:00 PM

Bahahahaha. Jan you are unbelievable.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 7:09:00 PM

I do try and bring humour into my writes if i can Brenda:-) hugs Jan xxx

James Fraser

Date: 9/4/2014 3:56:00 PM

Plop plop, listen to it drop. Had a koolio chuckle Jan, James :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 3:56:00 PM

LOL James:-) hugs Jan xxx

Bl Devnath

Date: 9/4/2014 12:31:00 PM

ha ha ha,hu hu hu...........hi hi hi! am not holding my nose but trying to stop ha ha ha hi hi hi after reading your footle. Really you are a nice naughty. Good luck. Loved always,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 12:33:00 PM

LOL naughty but nice thats me LOL. I need humour in my life to keep me going:-) Hugs jan xxx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 9/4/2014 9:33:00 AM

lol.. naughty, naughty you, jan.. I had a blast.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 9:49:00 AM

LOL Nette I know I can smell it from here! :-) Hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 9/4/2014 7:17:00 AM

i am sorry you had a tough day yesterday. i will add you to my prayers.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 9:07:00 AM

Aww thanks Maurice you are wonderful:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 9/4/2014 6:35:00 AM

Now you're cooking with gas. Love it Jan. You go girl. No I mean it you GO girl. Funny and amusing again a great write.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 6:40:00 AM

Thanks Maurice had tough day yesterday needed a bit of light humour:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 9/4/2014 4:32:00 AM

The fart is glorified well here...in POETRY! :) Good one, Jan. Gave me a good laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 4:33:00 AM

Thanks Eileen I needed a laugh - was awake most of the night - grr in fact am back of to sleep now if I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/4/2014 3:59:00 AM

:) ....) ..... The air is free and the ass is your ........ :)) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 4:23:00 AM

LOL thanks for dropping by Anne Lise hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/4/2014 3:49:00 AM

You fart...we part......fart sneak...you reek....butt blows...hold nose.....let loose...caboose....:) hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2014 4:22:00 AM

LOL Hugs Jan xx