Farm Animal Speech Lessons

Farm Animal Speech Lessons Early morning at the crack of dawn Farm animals were gathered in the barn The linguist began his lesson I know old McDonald taught you “E” “I” “E” “I” “O” Now let’s move on to consonants Cows, let’s start with you and your moo…. “Moo!” ... That’s great Tomorrow we’ll have you say “ve” at the end of that And after we’re complete It will be illegal to repeat moo in here or on the street Moo is obsolete to speak “Move” is more appropriate and sweet If you don’t comply There is this thing called meat We will find something else for you if you say moo Did you ever hear of hamburger? I've heard it’s good to chew and quite tasty too