Fantasy Island

I went to Fantasy Island but my fantasy didn't come true. I beat up Mister Roarke and I also tried to beat up Tattoo. When Roarke refused to give me a refund, I went berserk. I stomped him but when I tried to whip Tattoo, it didn't work. He kicked my ass just like Mini-Me whooped Austin Powers. I'm ashamed to say that that little person made me cower. I have some valuable advice that I want to give to you. If you go to Fantasy Island, don't try to fight Tattoo. (This poem is a parody of the TV show.)