Fake Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired

“FAKE” Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired... More than a bajillion painful eons after pledging troth with thee missus, whom I definitely blindly wed comprised great ta ra ra boom de ay ye blood red boomerang/ domino pizza pie effect pronouncing lead din saucy impact inducing mushrooming reverberations, she continuously smacks me with dread naught (Hawaiian punch style) upside the head jarring delicate anatomical soft as freshly baked bread gray matter, qua delicate psyche got skull fully outspread knocking down intelligent quotient less than porcine Nellie, one smart pig in poke farmstead, where unseen hemorrhaging bled scarring, seething, and suffering practically indelible contusions finds me whirling back from Sheepshead Bay to stone age of Fred Flintstone, where shmoo zing schwilly found yours comfortably numb, and yet kept on truckin as if grateful dead, asper decades worth oven po' whetted unleavened bread. This insufferable afflicted brow beaten doughless bro tantamount, viz time and again forced to eat crow yes (ma pet) even as prank no joking even derided by (thanks to Yo yo ma spouse) innocent looking Elmo nsync with mouths of scared bullies vitriol, which did flow exploding like embers kindled within me plenti glow wing with blood lust vengeance antithesis trademarked ho ho ho wing of Santa Claus, intending to crush indomitable of this Joe, whose spit fired spirit, also suffered strafed bruised flesh indistinguishable from indigo girls or goo goo dolls know wing no better than dodo bird than besiege this hobo!