Fair and Square Dancing Patter Sayings

Humorous Patter Sayings Bow to your partner now let's begin Lift your skirts and kick his shin Hold it tight and jump and cuss Don't worry you can't offend us Get her back gents, catch her quick Snap her bra lickadee split! Ain't she red now but comon let's dance If you never now’s your chance Got two left feet so you can't walk straight That's OK cause you can promenade Promenade up and promenade down Your the purdiest girl in the whole durn town Slap your knee and holler an’ wail Bend on down and shake your tail Tail, tail, pretty little tail If you pull it I won't tell I won't tell no sir yes ma'am Do-si-do, do it all again.