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Facebook To Be Inaccessible on Three Dates

Facebook To Be Inaccessible on Three Dates

By Elton Camp

This ghastly news with your friends do share
For about this outrage, I am certain you care

Because Facebook is where my friends reside
To be deprived of their association, I can’t abide

On those dates, my status I cannot update
This is a prospect that I thoroughly hate

And it will be about certain to drive me wild
That I can’t post another picture of my child

The wonderful things my precious dog does do
To share on those awful dates I must eschew

Plus, I really expect that it is gonna make me ill
When I can’t invite any others to play Farmville

Inane quotes it’ll be impossible for me to share
For on those terrible dates, Facebook isn’t there

Due to its drastic impact on the entire nation
There should be a congressional investigation

Dates Facebook is unavailable are listed below
As this is information everyone should know

On these dates, there’s no Facebook, so no fun
February twenty-nine, thirty and thirty-one

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