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Facebook To Be Inaccessible On Three Dates

Facebook To Be Inaccessible on Three Dates By Elton Camp This ghastly news with your friends do share For about this outrage, I am certain you care Because Facebook is where my friends reside To be deprived of their association, I can’t abide On those dates, my status I cannot update This is a prospect that I thoroughly hate And it will be about certain to drive me wild That I can’t post another picture of my child The wonderful things my precious dog does do To share on those awful dates I must eschew Plus, I really expect that it is gonna make me ill When I can’t invite any others to play Farmville Inane quotes it’ll be impossible for me to share For on those terrible dates, Facebook isn’t there Due to its drastic impact on the entire nation There should be a congressional investigation Dates Facebook is unavailable are listed below As this is information everyone should know On these dates, there’s no Facebook, so no fun February twenty-nine, thirty and thirty-one

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