Facebook

Facebook is a weird virtual place Where people say things they’d dare not say to your face I’ve seen wives as young as seven And Facebook husbands as young as eleven There are what I call Facebook ghosts Who stay offline and leave their wall dormant the most Contrary to that are those morons who change their profile pic everday And others who blow up my homepage with stuff as lame as gay This includes everyone stupid prom, homecoming, and halloween pics But they are all annoying like a school full of pricks Wait… those are the ones blowing up my Facebook wall Sometimes I have to keep refreshing the homepage to avoid the ugly pics in a whole Poking people is interesting – it’s virtual flirting But a guy better not poke me he’ll find himself hurting Cuz that’s not just weird, it’s ***** Go get a hangover from chugging a beer Oh, and one more thing, the annoying people on chat Always asking me the same stupid questions like ‘where you be at?’ So I force myself to calm down and give the same answer Yes, Facebook is one strange freelancer