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Face book

 Come home from work
 See my girlfriend crying
 She can’t get on face book
 And whole day she trying

 Well I try to fix the computer
 To get she on the internet
 The girl cries so much
 Two handkerchiefs soaking wet

 What’s up with face book?
 Sending this girl crazy
 Chatting with Amanda whole day
 And now she gets so lazy

 So I call her mother
 To complain bout she daughter
 She said she call back later
 Julie on the computer

 So went to her father
 And said she don’t cook no more
 She on face book since morning
 Till I come home at four

 He call me out side
 He hiding from his wife
 He said leave face book alone
 That is part of them women’s life

 The stove not light for the day
 All it has is bread and cheese
 She says darling I’m hungry
 Go order some Chinese

 This face book and women
 Is a bad combination
 It causing problems in homes
 All across the nation

 A woman updating she profile
 From almost all about
 When she quarrel with her husband
 She leaving that part out

 hannah taking out pix for face book
 She runs out of lipstick
 She takes two buses and a taxi
 Telling the driver to do quick

 So I call president Obama
 Tell him face book causing hell
 He said boy shut your mouth
 He wants no problem from Michelle

 Now face book is OK
 To meet family old and new
 But do people have to post
 Every little thing they do

 A man post he on vacation
 On the beach in Tobago
 While he home in couva
 But nobody don’t know

 I try to organize some friends
 To protest against face book
 When I gone them on the computer
 These men already hook

 So I have to stay quiet
 Because my girlfriend very sweet
 I pick up the phone and said
 Darling what you want to eat

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