Experimental Life

I'm not sure you can see this But my life is an experiment Where I try new things out every day I wake up in the mornings Most times without warning Put my feet on the floor, then on my way I talk with people I pass Monitoring if they talk back If I feel lead I'll even shake hands With this I check my heart rate Making sure to keep up the pace Like a lab rat at sciences demand I'll visit Delicatessens Jotting down lessons Of what I do and do not like I do this for science Where future generations might find it Interesting that I always order pie I've even fallen in love Believe me science doesn't know enough And I'm not sure they'll ever find that out with time But I'll keep on experimenting My life project I hope soon won't be ending For the sake of science and all of mankind