Excuses

I know I said I’d be there but pirates got to me and asked for my wallet. I explained I was in a hurry and that I needed to be somewhere with someone important, but they didn’t believe me so I ran and got away. Half a mile later… a bird flew off with my wallet that had apparently fallen after I tripped on the road I chased after it then realized I had no wings… so I couldn’t call or pay for a cab… Then I stumbled into a café and bought you a doughnut to make up for everything… You’re probably wondering where it is… Well…you see…