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Everything's Bigger In Texas

In Texas, everything's bigger they say Bed bugs drive cars and cows can sashay And now for the best Ladies have big breasts Causing men to drool and lose their toupee © Jack Ellison 2015

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Robert Nehls

Date: 10/18/2015 6:51:00 AM

Hi Jack. I lived in Texas for a while and everything you say is true. Was driven out of town by the big bugs. Funny, my friend, I enjoyed it.... Robert.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 7:50:00 AM

Thanks a "BIG" bunch Robert! LOL

Skat A

Date: 9/28/2015 9:25:00 PM

Jack, we got it all. Bigger is better. Beef and bugs LOL....... Touche to the toupee. I like this limerick very much, has nothing to do with my love for Texas..... SKAT

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/29/2015 8:48:00 AM

Very kind of you to drop by my sweet!!! Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 9/28/2015 1:47:00 PM

Texas has the bluest skies... The biggest pies... The wisest looking eyes... as it's triumphant in every thing it tries... But there's one thing it lacks... and that's our LimmerJack... So Texas can firtthat on for size!

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/29/2015 8:47:00 AM

How much do you think they'd pay me to move there!!! LOL xxx