Eu Voting Song

Jolly voting weather We are all europhiles We’re very clever And lie to you all the while You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick. If you think I’ll claim back powers, You haven’t got a clue We’ll hand the UK to Merkle, There is nothing that you can do No referendums Changes through on the nod I am the PM and I’m a duplicitous sod As for immigration I know it gets on your **** I will flood the nation And pay their benefits I am from Eton; I am one of the ruling class If you don’t like it, you can just kiss my **** If I agreed the Treaty Things that it would amend Required referendums And that would be the end We’d be out of Europe and that’s what the public crave But I’m undemocratic, just call me dictator Dave Clegg is making noises Pretending he did not know If he really meant it Lib-Dems would pack up and go There all in it together, and David is now all smiles He has silenced the sceptics, with the aid of the Europhiles This has been a carve up Helped by Merkosy They need our money That is quite plane to see They played out the charade so it looks as if Dave’s alone But were still in the EU and we’ll pay for the Euro zone Jolly voting weather We are all Europhiles We’ve silenced the sceptics Look at their beaming smiles There’s no referendum, the sceptics are really thick. I am from Eton and those idiots missed the trick