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Enough Said the male Bird to his Wife

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Enough Said the male Bird to his Wife

Woman, shut your trap
I can’t get a word in edge ways because of your flap
Let me speak and you will see
It was another bird having an affair who looked like me

Shut your clanging man hole, for goodness sake
Me head is splitting, give me a break
Now you will suffer from lockjaw 
As I clamp your beak with my left claw

Who the hell is this other female bird?
I would not cheat on you that would be absurd
Look around we all look alike
Do something useful like loose weight, get a bike
If you keep making a scene I’ll take a hike

Don’t you dare flap your wings at me
With your tweet, tweet, tweet twittering 
Leave me alone, get a life
Oh forgive me madam, wrong wife…

** Francine Roberts’ contest**

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  1. Date: 6/26/2011 4:51:00 PM
    What a hoot Sid, you sure can get yourself into trouble. A great verse!

  1. Date: 5/22/2011 6:16:00 PM
    hahah very interesting sidney ! I appreciate this one too for its humour and entusiasm it creates after every lines,,

  1. Date: 5/5/2011 6:45:00 AM
    What a beautiful morning I am enjoying reading poetry here at PoetrySoup. I am happy to see yours among those which I am able to read this morning Sidney. May the sun shine down upon you and bring joy into your life today and always. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 5/5/2011 6:13:00 AM
    hehe, only you would end up hitting on the wrong bird Sid :) jk, enjoyed this one and your interpretation of the pic.. Good luck for the contest, love Wilma

  1. Date: 5/4/2011 7:44:00 PM
    This is really good humor, Sidney. I am getting ready to post mine and in a small way it is kind of like yours! I wish you best of luck in the contest. luv, andrea

  1. Date: 5/4/2011 5:19:00 PM
    Sidney , my friend... even with feathers you make me laugh... lol... and snap.. your neck for getting the wrong bird... had fun reading.. good luck..p.d.

  1. Date: 5/4/2011 5:19:00 PM
    nice job! good luck in the contest. cory

  1. Date: 5/4/2011 4:50:00 PM
    hahahaha. I needed that laugh now - and a hearty one it was. Good luck in the contest. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, homeboy.