Else If

//Else If #include < iostream.h > int main (void) //like you, really { cout << “As if you still make sense” << endl; float you = .0000001; //like this bit here //or whatever fits. Nicely. double fcuk = 0.0; //assigning value is of good practice cout << “Please enter the fcuks you give: “; cin >> you; //so as not to give too much fcuk fcuk = you; cout << “fcuks given: “ << you<< endl; //or thoughts to it //or whatever fits. while (i_do_not_really_care) { if (you > 1) //try to sound nice { cout << “it will just echo of “ << **** << “numbers of you“ << endl; cout << “nothing odd, nothing“ << endl; } else if (you == 0) //stay put and shut up { cout << “I will really prefer this,“ << endl; cout << “this non-existence of yours, ours“ << endl; } else if (you < 1) //ideally, { cout << “just walk away.“ << endl; cout << “...” << endl; cout << “...” << endl; } else { cout << “please, I beg of it” << endl; cout << “of this. << endl; } } /* i_do_not_really_care, really, otherwise this will make sense of things mundane, of you, of us. Why not just end this, and by all this, never */ return 0; } //? March 7, 2013