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Elephants Hump

Elephants Hump Ten thousand pounds of great hulking naughtiness She batted an eyelid And I smelt that scent from twenty miles away I mean just look at those knees And I have never seen such a sexy grey spotted rump With that tiny twitch of a tail No wonder all those fly’s fancy her And the things she can do with that trunk Is nobodies business And those ears enough to make you give up bathing I saved this mud hole just for her I hope she is gonna like it

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 6/27/2009 4:41:00 PM
Outstanding!!! Someone finally recognised the sentience of these Lords of Africa. I love elephants and all the elephants I know love this poem. That is not an elephant joke. Reslly well done. All the Best, Will
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