Elephants and Asses

Elephants and Asses By Franklin Price 1/3/2016 Elephants and asses It's oh so apropos They represent the parties We know that it is so The elephant throws it weight around And stomps feet to and fro The ass refuses movement To go where it should go Seems to me that's how it is Neither will cooperate There's no negotiation Both of them are second rate Conservative or liberal It's only just a name The public are the referees To officiate this foolish game There are so many penalties That's what the game is all about How either makes a touchdown Guess we never will find out Both think they've won if there's a tie At least the other's not the champ If anyone cooperates They're traitors to the other camp The loser is this country There will be no Super Bowl Until the Elephants and Asses Get their heads out of the hole