Ear Plug

I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be drunk here in case you feel *****. So I drank down the beer and I never felt *****  And doctor Ofraya said the plug in my ear should disappear But it hadn't so doctor Ofreea gave me another prescription for 12 cans of beer Which we both drank until it was clear we could be here until mid year Let's have another look down your ear said doctor Ofreea And he declared I was right it has now disappeared and i replied  But doctor Ofreea your looking down the wrong ear. ______________________