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Eab53

eab 53 My buddy told me to take a chance Internet Dating…You will find Romance So I joined a website and to my delight A girl emailed me… Would you be my Knight She wrote her username is eab 53 She was searching for a Good Man She hoped it was me She longed for a Male Fan I like Good Conversation, Fine Dining and Champagne But first you should know I am not into playing games I won’t let just anyone into my nest Now I will see if you can pass my test I emailed her back… Maybe we could meet. I will start by making love to your feet She must have sensed I was in heat Her reply was let’s take it slow prove to me why you should receive my treat She attached her photo… I slowly opened her file To my surprise this woman had beauty, grace and style She was truly an Elegant Visual Feast Her Photo awakened my Sexual Beast The next day in the mail a letter came At last…My poem was to be published I’m finally in the writing game The selection committee determined my words were not rubbish I celebrated alone all afternoon Trouble is Orange Juice and Vodka turns me into a writing goon I sent my Amour a loving email About my desire for her tail She wrote back. Get Lost…Your not worth the cost That’s the trouble with drink it makes one yearn for the pink Now my love is lost Goodbye eab53…I felt the Heat now Loves Frost Joseph Adam Elward

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