Dude In Homeroom

Dude, guess what? Yesterday, I got to go through my dad’s dealership and pick out a sweet ride for my 16th birthday! It’s a convertible, dude It’s a hot rod, dude It’s red, dude It’s a hot, hot rod And it’s got chrome-covered wheels! Wait until the guys get a load of this! Dude, this weekend, wanna go get drunk? Ah! Dude! I totally saw my wellness teacher at the Rush yesterday! She was benching more than half the football team! I could totally take her though! I’m not going to let a woman tell me what to do! Dude, I better retake the ACT this Saturday I totally need a 16 to play on the football team at Northwestern Kentucky State Community College! Remind me not to drink too much after the game! And we’re totally gonna smoke Blount County! Huh! Huh! Huh! Dude, this guy totally looked at me funny in the bathroom between classes! Man, we gave him the hugest swirly! You shoulda been there! Dude, I got practice after school today but afterwards, you wanna go roll that ***** in Bio class? Whaddya say?