Ducking My -Ucking!

The truth in SPADE Inviting to get LAID Gabbing on-line Many options to be WEIGHED Is she(or a He) RIPE- to be just my sort of TYPE? Old enough for a MAN- to get it on in my Chevy VAN? Never really FOOLED Since the pocket protector always RULED New at the chat LINE Looking for over twenty Greet 'em with a pick-me-up "Say..you're lookin' FINE!" Hate comin'on STRONG to a Honey in her THONG Maybe by sweet singin' a Paul Anka kinda SONG If she don't like mushy I'll become John BELUSHI by Beltin' the blues In my Blue Suede SHOES But then AGAIN Age ain't my FRIEND Guess I'm DUCKING a -UCKING Aren't you glad this is the END?