Dryer Sheets

Grocery shopping is the most boring task ever because it drags on into eternity becoming the eternal conscious Hell I was raised to believe in, but I would be born again worshiping Jesus Christ with all the other "good" bible thumping Christs whose name may not be "Christian" unlike mine, which is funny because most of the time I am a disgrace to my name by telling my siblings to shut up and do what I tell them, all the while disguising my commands as orders from my parents who took us grocery shopping all day for laundry detergent and dryer sheets.