Drunken Sailor

I heard Congress was spending money like a drunken sailor And I thought this was disrespectful Congress spends like they are obsessed For the future they’re neglectful It’s disrespectful to drunken sailors It is totally wrong what they say Drunken sailors never spent Assuming their grandchildren would pay I was once a drunken sailor And you know what’s really funny I always stopped spending Whenever I ran out of money Congress are elitist bastards So let this story be known When drunken sailors spent that money They only spent their own. Congress has no conscience Part of the political machines They can spell INTEGRITY But they don’t know what it means I’d rather be a drunken sailor And spend only what I amass Than to spend it like a congressman And be a horse’s (OH!! You know what I mean) BMC Vince Suzadail Jr USNR-Ret.