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Drugs Are Safe

Drugs Are Safe Toximints cure Gingivitis, keep breath clean and breed bacteria Come with a money back guarantee with rest and also good for death Sold in packs of 10 to delight and whiten teeth Takes smiles away as advertised An added bonus is the hemorrhoids They come for free with every purchase Chew them at church, as a remedy for pox Don’t read instructions Swallow them whole. Choke a chicken first for luck Toximints are good for children too It may cause cancer or drowsiness in the young Don’t drive machinery while using it Studies show it causes sudden fatality as prescribed Ask your doctor what you should do Easy to consume in capsule form or pills Like all pharmaceuticals, keep them out of reach The makers want to thank you for your support Swallow products they endorse This drug is safe. We love your money It is advised you take it rectally for best results Our sponsors insist you die to buy more of our stuff

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Date: 7/6/2015 11:56:00 AM
Oh Earl such a cynical write but sadly so true - the side effects of drugs can be massive but the drug companies want our money. love the final two lines - I could tell them where to stuff their medicines too! hugs Jan xx7
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Jan Allison
Date: 7/7/2015 2:48:00 PM
oh my word Earl that is extortionate - our prescriptions are about £4 per item - I would give him his prescription back in emema form!!!!!hugs Jan xx
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 7/7/2015 2:46:00 PM
Hi Jan, Thank you for commenting. True. It is cynical. "Legal" drug companies are a multibillion dollar industry. My doctor gave me a prescription a couple of days ago for an insect bite. It cost $522.00. I think that I will simply not scratch that itch. I ended up buying Neosporin for $6.00. It works just fine. Have a wonderful day. Earl

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