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Drug Test All Those Layabouts

Drug Test All Those Layabouts

By Elton Camp

Everyone has now heard the damning report
Half the country are on government support

As to those who look to Sam for a living
And little, if any, in return are giving

Here’s what we should be doing, by heck
Require a drug test before giving the check

But start with those who abuse the most
A group of over 500 from coast to coast

Ones who get almost all their needs met
Yet virtually nothing they have done yet

They mostly sit around, bicker and fuss
Most every one of them is an ornery cuss

They get income, insurance and perks
Even if they are nothing but big jerks

There is simply no reason I can see
Not to require them in a cup to pee

If a positive result should come about
Then all their benefits must be cut out

For congress & senate it should be required
Just as soon as, by the voters, they are hired

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