Dr Phil's Answering Machine

Hello Dr. Phil, have you got a segment I've got a few things latched onto my mind Don't worry this won't take but a second If you do me this I'll return the favor in kind Hello Dr. Phil, it's about my mother Well really both her and my mother in-law If you care to throw my wife into the picture That wouldn't be far off at all Hello Dr. Phil, have you run into this problem Or am I a first and is there a cure Call me right back Doc, I think I can take it Can you tell me how much longer I've got in this world Hello Dr. Phil, you might recognize me I've been to see Oz and those Dr's on Channel 4 Though they canceled my moment said I was clingly and needy Hello Dr. Phil, can I be a friend of yours Hello Dr. Phil, have I mentioned the aliens Do you do abductions, is that your forte Cause if you do I can get you more ratings We'll bowl over Maury he'll have nothing to say Hello Dr. Phil, I keep calling and calling The heavy breathing? Yea, could be me on the line But if you would answer neither of us would stress out We could solve both our problems if you'd just give me the time