Dorm Room 2011

So what would you do if you woke up one morning to a sign on your dorm room door saying in no uncertain terms this is for warning you that the reek in the halls has exceeded the tolerance levels our policy calls for? C'mon y'all! We know we accept brilliant devils but we expect you to at least bat your eyelashes to the fact that there's a pretty dang dangerous beast out there. We hope you can call on your tact and moderate your in-your-faceness enough to where it deserves its effectiveness. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ actually, this is sorta a semi-sonnet, but i went with the closest could think of