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Doomsday

Say goodbye, because the world Is coming to an end. Do not shoot the messenger – I’m warning you, my friend. Gather all ye rosebuds (Even that which is a sled) And have a final champagne toast Or have a beer instead. Do not fret – it’s destiny. There’s nothing you can do. Search on Google all you want And you won’t find a clue. Watch your Showtime On Demand; Tomorrow is too late. For Carrie, Saul and Brody – well, We’ll never know their fate. You should heed the words I say; Believe me, I’m not lyin’. I’m lucky that the calendar I bought last year was Mayan!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 12/21/2012 6:44:00 AM
Lol, we will see, won't we? Love it, Ilene. Too cute.
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Date: 12/20/2012 10:58:00 PM
This is such an adorable poem. Just so witty. Your Citizen Kane reference is awesome. This poem is absolutely incredible. Love it! Love it! Love it! I have a funny post on my facebook page about the Mayan calendar. you may have seen it already. The mayan working on the calendar is offered tequila and replies "sure, if I don't finish this it won't be the end of the world"
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Date: 12/20/2012 8:26:00 PM
Ha...yeah I'm doing all my shopping after the 21st...just in case. Why buy a bunch of stuff that'll never get used..ha. Nice write!
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