Don'T Open Letters

If you have the time There is a letter for you in the den. I assumed it was from a friend. Read it now I don't mind. There taking the old jeep away? What do you mean it's not old? It's covered in rust, caked in mold. It must be my birthday. There's a letter from you to me? Why read it in private? 'My mother was a pirate.' That's it, I'm moving back to Boise. Two weeks later, Betsy gets a ring on her phone. 'You fixed the jeep using a dinosaur bone?' Ugh, she hangs up the cheese grater.