Don'T Make Me Fall For You

Don't write me letters Don't send me texts Don't call me on the phone Because I will soon fall next Don't send me snaps Don't send me tweets I'll fall for you too easy Be sick for weeks Don't like my status Definitely don't like my picture Don't make this thing worse Or my heart grow thicker Lets stop now, while we're ahead Because I can't handle love And I wont' go to bed. I can never go to sleep With you In my head. And I've seen and heard all this before You might like me now But soon will be going for the door Because I don't know how to love And know no one who can handle mine I will drop my everything for you, Waste all my time The only thing will be you That is on my mind Something my silly, crazy heart can't take Is another cup of sugar So I'll just take my coffee black for life Sit there alone at the diner I'm more comfortable lonesome anyway Provides for a Much more selfishly convenient day to day I'll build a wall around my heart And you're going to pay for it! Haha For a laugh I had to add that If you were a record I'd only scratch that I'll play you too often And spoil a good thing I need hurt in my heart And more reasons to sing Karaoke in the bar George Straight in my car Being sad can make you happy If you know who you are Truth is You are probably a normal, typical girl But ill build you up in my head My heart, you'll rule. And you will probably squash it like a bug. There's no sympathy for a nice guy Only a friend zone membership mug. And I'm Murphy's law So I already know what is going to happen I know the futility of my efforts and actions. They make me lyrical. My lack of game is somewhat comical. The looks I get are rather hysterical. Somebody help me please I need me a miracle. 26 years of the same old ****. And I got at least 26 poems that talk about it. The moral of the story is: Don't even come near me. Leave me be to feel sorry for myself. With my love hate relationship with life. I'm too much of a Narcisst to ever find love. For that I apologize to up above. So don't throw out any bait Hook line and sinker Because I will bite the bait hard The boat I will sink her. So don't do anything to make me fall for you. Because I wouldn't know what to do. I can't handle those feelings. So What's new?