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Donald Trump Must Be Permanently Barred and Furloughed Today

FROM WHITE HOUSE I ham aghast at increasing banality, deviltry, ferocity, imbecility, liability, obscenity, rapacity, ugly offal popularity witnessed by Donald trump hence aye aerate thoughts, how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal, egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful culling frightening insight, where portentous more deadly than sport ugh guise Man 'o War debacle doth crowdsource, flickr, and indeed long foster my plenti full over active imagination to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness proportionate burst of haughtiness) while he doth stump would animate mine rear i.e. rather noxious flatulence expelled from outward doppelganger of rump pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan, but wood vouchsafe tub be a jimmy neutron n sponge bob squarepants Ark n saw wing enemy against da dull don dat pumps swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego analogous to his body infected with severe case of mumps that brazen denizen hurling and spewing volcanic fiery spittle with incense against others – to him mere lumps of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself boasts as proof of favoritism, that enervating, fawning, gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps higher than expected, while he commits faux paws which bumps his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses pandemonium toward gloating gump shun from the uproarious. querulous and populous madding crowd! throughout launch of his campaign, banally, devilishly, and fiendishly character assassinating those opposed to his views - inducing me to harrumph and dump faith in humanity, wondering what ruse smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up while pacing in soft shoes woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render competitors to drop out in ones n twos whom he purportedly considers apostates, and heathens cons heed Make America Great use all manner of bullying (determination whose occipital pupils coalescing searing grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers) forcibly silencing any jeers when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi play book with a "who cares" attitude closing in on pinteresting for United Stated chess board foursquare, which deliberate intent to foment n wrought prostrate - music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears sans defeated apprenticing contestants hearing sobbing tears with vitriolic violent bilious inducing jabs of his a will full spears reputations of personalities (men and women politicians his especial flavor of scathing, scandalous, scabrous sordidness spewed squeamishly to grab by the figurative crotch the hello kitty 2016 presidential election), whether liberal, conservative, heterosexual or queers thus tis find this muddling middle-aged mwm abject psychic fractal shears! the following poetic addendum composed way buff fore (in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious, garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis, pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious, unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!

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