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Dog Pooing Vs Cats Pooing

Animal have funny habits So mysterious and strange I was watching one of my dogs Having a poo But before it did a merry dance I found darting backward Ad forwards And round and around Before it's bum finally hit the ground But cats They don't do that Their smarter But even more strange I've seen them do this Again and again through my window pane But not on their garden oh no The little swines But on mine!!!!, They saunter down the garden With their tails in the air Looking so haughty and debonair. Then they find their place Look around in all directions Making no one's seen them Dig a hole Look around again Ad then Perch themselves as on a toilet bowl Finished they quickly fill the hole And readily jump away Acting as nothing had happened Who me? But they'll never say Back to being haughty But never Ever naughty. Peter Dome. Copyright.2016. May.

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Vera Duggan

Date: 5/11/2016 11:23:00 PM

Good one Pete, there is also a difference in the size of their poo, I really love the way you have written this, keep putting these terrific poems on, gives us all a good laugh, take care........Vera

Peter Dome
Date: 5/14/2016 3:10:00 AM

Hi Vera my friend. So good to hear from you. Hope you are ok. Thank you so much. Poo size uhm, werer's my measure. thank you so much take good care. Pete.

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 5/10/2016 8:23:00 PM

Peter, that was funny, especially the part about the cat perching themselves as on a toilet bowl! We have a gravel driveway and the cats we have think its a big litter box unfortunately!ugh!:)

Peter Dome
Date: 5/14/2016 6:32:00 AM

Hi Cheryl. So kind of you to stop by. thank you so much. Glad it made laugh.Cats are funny things and so mysterious.Thanks for for sharing your story. take care.best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison

Date: 5/9/2016 7:44:00 AM

Made me LOL - our neighbours cat always used out garden as it's toilet - was infuriating especially when i was weeding the boarders and found lots of piles of pussy poop under the soil - ugh - as for dogs - we have notices in our park - no dog fouling - unfortuantely they are too high up the lamppost for the dogs to read:-( hugs Jan xx

Peter Dome
Date: 5/10/2016 3:45:00 AM

Hi Jan. great to hear from you my friend. how are you. how are dogs to read the sign anyway if it was lower. Ha ha. Thank you so much. My best wishes. Pete.