Dog Farts

There just isn't enough febreeze to rid the room of the haze Of a dog fart, strong and silent It kind of puts you in a daze It kind of sneaks in, then it hits you An olfactory h-bomb in your face Meanwhile, he just lies there He's wiped the room with **** mace There is no middle ground here They always smell like something died Like he caught a squirrel in the garden Now, it's rotting his insides Dog farts, are a weapon That our army has not used In fact I told them in a letter In their reply, they were amused "We've tried to duplicate it" "A killer weapon... stops the heart" "But, our scientists just aren't able" "To reproduce a strong dog fart" "Thank you for your consideration" "We'll let you know, if we succeed" "We agree with your kind letter" "dog farts escape and then they breed" Sometimes when a dog farts It makes a noise, he turns around "my god, I smell incredible" is the look comes from my hound So, if you've never smelled a dog fart And your dog just sneaks one out Do yourself a favour Do not feed him brussel sprouts.