Does My Bum Look Big In This

“Does my bum look big in this” Now, be careful what you say Just a single wrong word Could spoil a lovely day “No, my dear it’s lovely Your looking pretty trim I don’t know how you do it You always look so slim” I think I got away with it That’s put her at her ease, She’s looking in the mirror now Don’t look too closely, please! Too late, she’s checking out her rear Her bottom she’ll inspect And if she isn’t happy I’ll get it in the neck “I like this dress, I’ll take it” “Thank god” for that, I say Now that shopping’s over It’ll be a smashing day © John W Fenn 08-01-2009