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Doctor Upyers' Clinic

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Doctor Upyers' Clinic

A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread!

Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead!

Oh no! He wasn't trained in the fields of audiology, cardiology or cosmetology.

You see, at his Bottoms Up Clinic he specialized in the practice of proctology!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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  1. Date: 5/3/2013 7:46:00 PM
    hahaha, GOOD one!!!

  1. Date: 5/2/2013 1:12:00 PM
    Cute one..Got a chuckle..Terrible to have to visit one even worse to think of being one..Enjoyed reading this one today...Thanks for your visit..I hope that this finds both you and Vera doing fine..Did the snow stick and stay around?..Sara

  1. Date: 5/2/2013 1:57:00 AM
    First time reading your poems.. this one gave me a good laught to the start of my day.. good use of analogies.

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 5:17:00 PM
    Lovely write... I enjoyed it!

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 6:15:00 AM
    ................ Well done, Bob .......... love it :):) :) / / Have a great day May 1st! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 5/1/2013 5:59:00 AM
    Hello Bob, how're you doing? Back to soup after a hibernation... happy to read this one today,, kinda stuff only you can do justice to. Marvellous! Utterly Hilarious (not the proctoscopy part,,which can be soo ugh)!!! love, gautami