DJ

Drooling along, Every day. No matter, What people say! My mother says," Shut your mouth! Your spewing drool all about!" My father says, "I'm going to bed! No more drool on my head!" My mouth is shut tight, But the drool takes flight! Over my lips, Down my chin, On my shirt, Where it all soaks in! I have a lavish style of dress, Only the very best! And if anyone is to check, They know my clothes, Due to the spatter of drool, Across my shirt and under my nose! I'm the only one with drool splattered clothes. As everyone knows, The boy who drools, Wears the best clothes! Once I went to work, For a company that makes pullover shirts. They had to test, Which material was best! To absorb the least sweat. So, my drool has paid off, Now I wear a new shirt every day, With drool dropping every which way! In the meantime, I used my brain, Started a company with shirts that don't stain.