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Disgusting Commercial

DISGUSTING COMMERCIAL As one gets older things begin to sag Belly hangs over, energy lags Better take thought for your health old man Heed this add, start our diet plan Oh, there’s fat-free, sugar-free, freedom from gas Beach ball bloating a thing of the past Darlene B,, bikini beauty, she lost fifty From obese to trim now aint that nifty I tell ya, gordo, though you may resist Fifty off that paunch will never be missed If going cold turkey has failed in the past Cash on the line will save you at last Our plan now comes with money back guarantee So what if you pig out – go on a spree Nothing’s lost but your self esteem After the orgy macho bod only a dream? No! Shovel in the junk food one last time Then start life over, call up Trim Line Dave Austin

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 12/1/2014 9:44:00 AM
I had a fantastic read. I will really love to read more of your work....
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Date: 11/26/2014 4:51:00 PM
GREAT fun poem, Daver. How I hate those diet commercials. If I were rich, I'd just get it all sucked out. dang, why can't I be rich?
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/26/2014 4:54:00 PM
I tried on a UK size 8 skirt today Andrea - too big and they don't do it in a 6 - that my friend is the pits! Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 11/26/2014 3:29:00 PM
love the humour here Daver:-) I'm so glad i don't have weight issues! Hugs Jan xxx
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/26/2014 4:52:00 PM
you skinny minny. hahaha

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