Dirtybird Mccurdy

Dirtybird McCurdy… Driven not deterredy Young though quite maturedy Vision crisp not blurredy Speech smooth not slurredy On like the horse he’s spurredy And in like the fish he’s luredy King of dirty wordy Success is quite assuredy Actin’ quite alerty As well as extroverty Leaves a’turnin’ verde Time to chase some skirty Takin’ off the shirty Feelin’ sort of flirty Lookin’ for a purty That’s lookin’ rich and sturdy In pain and quite injuredy Much cost will be incurredy To the specialist he’s referredy A good chance he’ll be curedy Not running with the herdy Old skeletons interredy