Dirty Dudes Club

Dirty Dudes Club (Light Poetry) (Humorous) Dirty Dudes Club looking for a new president A dirty guy thinks he is a qualified resident, He had not showered for the whole year Nor wash his face, nor brush his teeth, everybody leer. Guy sent an application to the Club Describing he was dirty enough, Lived all his life with raw dirtiest stuff, On his head, full of lice and dandruff. To emphasize he is the dirtiest, in all situation He mentioned that he wrote this application On a piece of paper he had used in toilet to wipe To show, he is filthiest and dirtiest of all types. Dirty Dudes Club rejected his application right away Saying he is not even par with a mediocre member, in any way And declared for all of us to remember forever that all of their members, never cleaned themselves in toilets, ever. Written by Dr Ko Ko Thein Salt Lake City.