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“Die Another Day” “Your mission, should you so deem it, Is to infiltrate ALL Fluff Clusters in K.A.O.S. Headquarters And bloody well steam it!” “The Place is a hazardous mess of a trap Over run with Double Agents, ulterior motives Amorous Nuns-on-the-Run drooling ardent dreams of swimming naked in buckets of Blood Red Roses 69’ers come 96’ers with rapturous missives Requiring decoding – And their artillery compares to none other in this world - Containing the most dangerous pensive locked-up emotions! Written superfluously with more than likely Nootropics, Toadstools (sic) Toad stools and viperous inebriated poisonous frog posing lotions. The place itself dear girl, is infested with Love Potions and Lust boats rocking furiously on Saga-full swelling erotic and Sensual oceans. The place needs fumigating, too many damn birds! They breed lice! Not to mention the droppings Full of ‘sweet nectar’ brings in all the Rats and the mice! You are required to go in there dear Agent Petrova And blow it apart with your Vixenish explosives and coat it In mind numbing black and white Zebra striped run away train words in subterranean doses.” M barked in clipped soft tone staccato and contradictory whisper Eyes like a Hawk watching the shadows while tickling her cactussing hormonal whiskers - A viperish Tongue that could lash and deliver one such hell burning blisters To recalcitrant Frenchmen Stinking Frogs and Germans, dismissive. “This should be fun!” S.A.P. processed the new Dossier nonchalantly, Clicking her sharp stillettos down endless corridor mazes with glee. Dress-ups, disguises, nom de plumes - this thought She, was definitely SHE. Elegant, eloquent, Walk-the-Talk, machine gun ‘em down Special Agent Petrova Very Special S.A.P. Is in town! Not loose, never for free Spray the room with her intoxicating perfume and her Che Guevara Che SHE Pursuing (sic) perusing the mission with loaded quill in her hand She'd stroke and smoke out the big guns Morphing her guises, transfiguring Speaking in tongues Pinning their tales all over her “favourite” walls All agents on the run, what a Fluff Cluster Spree... Captivating Foreign and Homeland Corral only the best Capture them all Arrest and divest Subterfuge forays were her forte This she thought was apt Analysing the Attache She had it down pat. To hell with all Pernod Swilling French Men Run amok and astray… To hell with the Toads in their Dark Green sordid sortie She was on with the mission She’d DIE ANOTHER D. DAY (Lovejoy-Burton/2018) 1. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWr_1uLjqic 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S65u5qK6dc 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDhhdG-nslg 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isAUOa50wdA "There are some agents who don't end their sentences with a proposition"/Jan Morrow.

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Date: 3/26/2022 6:03:00 PM
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Date: 10/31/2019 7:33:00 PM
I do adore this double secret agent...more catnip...I must be hallucinating with all the laughing I just did
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Date: 11/6/2019 10:55:00 PM
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Date: 10/31/2019 7:43:00 PM
Nothing worse than a Double Agent who 'thinks' she can Write. M aka Q
Date: 7/22/2019 6:32:00 PM
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Date: 3/20/2018 9:21:00 PM
Your imagination is off-the-chain, Leanne! This poem is phenomenal on every level. A runaway thought time-machine. Eloi would ... Yoda cool ... Ewokkie could. No Dark Shadows hide from your bright pen flashlight. Red Sparrow Petrova keep flying higher, please. Brilliant prose. Love and smiles always.
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/21/2018 7:33:00 PM
Ah, Very Special Agent Roy Parmenter...has made his entrance, no doubt on the hunt for a lethal and elusive very top special double agent....perhaps, even hidden in the backwaters of Siberia somewhere ....
Date: 3/16/2018 7:43:00 AM
- Awesome, Leanne .... "Stinking Frogs" ... not for children ... limit 16 years :) - hugs // Special agent Anne-Lise :)
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/19/2018 9:05:00 PM
my bad? this is sweet, not requiring R rated...back at you Agent Galore. Regards, Money Penny
Date: 3/15/2018 6:49:00 PM
well done agent 99 code name Petrova, K.A.O.S. the worldwide organization that fought with Maxwell Smart code name agent 86, tv show in the late sixties called Get Smart with agent 86 and 99...seems we have a dossier problem here in the states and only half of us believe it, the other half are still watching cartoons...hmm maybe we all are and just don't know it...fun write dear poet
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 7:52:00 PM
Agent Parker .... I think I need to get smart. Casting you as Jack Ryan. I am certain The Saint will make himself known while on covert assignation at some point in the mission.
Date: 3/15/2018 6:31:00 PM
Intriguing and seductive. It's an adventure, drama, and a horror story all in a poem. Fantastic!
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 8:02:00 PM
Your poem "Absurd Walls" is sleek...."Out from the clear and into the black shatter dust"....haven't read your dossier before Agent Miller, obviously you've been on undercover assignments ... I shall have to research in due course to keep up with the P.S. Intelligentsia but then again you may be K.A.O.S.
Date: 3/15/2018 12:32:00 PM
To busy to die... nonstop action...imagery galore...very good storytelling effects...All the best
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 9:05:00 PM
Agent Early A.M. that chap was one cool bad dude, that character is fascinating to observe and dissect.
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Date: 3/15/2018 5:54:00 PM
You are a really preceptive poet...you have cited the appropriate protagonist...I didn't know it until now...guess I never looked at myself...a countryman at heart...this form is not to try but to be...
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 4:58:00 PM
In my addled brain I am casting characters left right and centre. You have that No Country for Old Men dark protagonist thing going on...hidden underneath the blue sky and sugar short prose. I should try that form sometime, I don't think it is as easy as it appears. All this a bit of fun and light diversion away from the real cold cases in hands.
Date: 3/15/2018 9:47:00 AM
You seems to be playing as an Agent in this story....
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 5:04:00 PM
Some fun in a dark world of subterfuge and Russian espionage....poison on park benches and ink on the brain.
Date: 3/15/2018 9:36:00 AM
German language is very difficult like your poetry..........I like Goethe...
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/16/2018 12:33:00 AM
...and he even speaks of Goethe..“You take the old Goethe much too seriously, my young friend. You should not take old people who are already dead seriously. It does them an injustice. We immortals do not like things to be taken seriously. We like joking. Seriousness, young man, is an accident of time. It consists, I don't mind telling you in confidence, in putting too high a value on time. I, too, once put too high a value on time. For that reason I wished to be a hundred years old. In eternity, however, there is no time, you see. Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.” Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/16/2018 12:17:00 AM
Try Hermann Hesse. Steppenwolf is an interesting read.
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 5:10:00 PM
This is what transpires when there is German swimming in your blood. But never judge a book by its covers. There may be other hidden pathology and genetic mysteries covertly sewn and hidden between pages.
Date: 3/15/2018 9:35:00 AM
Hi LB..Do you know Detusch. I also know basic german.
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/15/2018 5:12:00 PM
A smidge...Agent Ziatmi. You might need a mirror to decipher.
Date: 3/14/2018 2:26:00 PM
Who cares about propositions, poetry should be how a poet wants and I know many modern day poets who do not use them.. Your poem actually made me smile, nice to see a light hearted write from your fantastic pen... Will send James your regards... lol.
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/14/2018 9:11:00 PM
I see Agent Morning Powers has entered the fray...err corral.
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Silent One
Date: 3/14/2018 3:10:00 PM
Oh now I see the confusion lol.. Silly me!!!!!
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/14/2018 2:50:00 PM
What a Fluff Cluster...
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Silent One
Date: 3/14/2018 2:45:00 PM
Damn yes, but you made the same mistake lol... James Bond my dear....
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/14/2018 2:36:00 PM
Surely you mean Preposition, Agent Flint..Regards Doris.
Date: 3/14/2018 3:03:00 AM
You had me at Fluff Clusters, but to throw in amorous nuns on the run, and lust boats was so delightful I could not believe it! What a read! I am going to go back and start over, Leanne. GREAT!!!!
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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton
Date: 3/14/2018 2:37:00 PM
Bit of fun what? Thanks Agent Danger Girl :) Regards Emma Peel.

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