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Dick's Club

Dick was a guy with a suave golf club
Who only used it to eat his grub
Sportsman he portrayed
Golf he should have played
For now he cannot fit in his tub

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Copyright © Cecilia Macfarlane

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  1. Date: 6/10/2015 9:31:00 AM
    Hi Cecilia! I like limericks, and together with the title you got me hooked! Good thing I base most of my meals on veg:) Hugs // paul

  1. Date: 4/14/2015 2:27:00 PM
    Cute!...I was hoping it was going to be something different x Ian

  1. Date: 6/15/2013 9:35:00 PM
    cute,,, I thought it was going to be something different ;}

  1. Date: 4/20/2013 12:53:00 AM
    ha! you are a riot! hilarious limerick :)

  1. Date: 4/16/2013 6:29:00 AM
    haha...should have been on greens more, yes? :)

  1. Date: 4/13/2013 1:04:00 PM
    lol, had a good laugh at this one

  1. Date: 4/9/2013 9:30:00 PM
    LOL, love the poem Cecilia, I thought eating and golfing were a nice combo. I guess not, according to Dick, who did not fit in his tub.... a good one. thank you for the smile... xox..PD

  1. Date: 4/6/2013 5:10:00 PM
    haha, that is a giggler!!

  1. Date: 4/5/2013 8:19:00 PM
    Pffft! What a limerick! Sure kept me reading. Really fun stuff. I like, I like! Always, Laura

  1. Date: 4/5/2013 1:03:00 PM
    HA HA HA HA! Good one! :) Thanks for the lovely comments and glad to see that you can be romantic and humorous all in one!

  1. Date: 4/5/2013 8:33:00 AM
    HA!!!! Fantastic!

  1. Date: 4/4/2013 12:26:00 PM
    Hilarious, just as limericks should be! I love it!

  1. Date: 4/3/2013 10:32:00 PM
    Ha ha ha this is great!

  1. Date: 4/3/2013 12:30:00 PM
    - Very nice limerick Cecilia !! -Luck in contest! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

  1. Date: 4/1/2013 2:09:00 PM
    Haha, I love this limerick! Really well done, my lady. (PS, I love how his name is Dick, it just makes it that much more humorous!)

  1. Date: 3/31/2013 6:20:00 PM
    Cecilia, I do not get a very pleasing picture of Dick. At first when I read this, I thought you were referring to Dick's "club" as it were, but then I realized you were actually referring to "the" club and it made perfect sense. I guess I am one sick puppy. But at least I can laugh about it. This is actually very funny. Very funny!

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 3:35:00 PM
    I enjoyed your verse this afternoon, Happy Easter weekend. [I think Dick knew the Bubba LOL]Light & Love

  1. Date: 3/30/2013 3:03:00 PM
    Smiling !! Such a cute limerick !!

  1. Date: 3/29/2013 8:59:00 PM
    very nice limerick wishes