Diamonds and Horses

Listen up, all you buckaroo Cassanovas and would be Romeos. Let me tell you a secret not every cowboy knows. To win a lady’s heart, you must always endeavor to show her that you 'll love her and will cherish her forever. Now you can fix broken things to show her how you’re handy or bring her a dozen roses and expensive boxes of candy. You can take her to dinner and try to be witty and clever, but there’s a quicker, better way to win her heart forever. Just buy the lady a horse because women love equines, and a big fancy diamond ring that sparkles and shines. This will create a bond she’ll not soon wish to sever, cuz in a woman’s heart, horses and diamonds are forever.