Dear Mrs Pms

Dear Mrs. PMS, I'm so glad that you only visit once a month Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A** You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk I Mean Literally Man, when she gets mad I get mad And I really don't like her when she gets mad The tone her of voice change Her pretty smiles Turns into frowns And let's not talk about sex Baby...... Because there's no If, ands, buts, or maybes I mean even spooning when you're around Might be kinda crazy You remind me of that Michael Jackson Song 'You Just Wanna Be Starting Something' And as long as you're around I won't be getting nothing But treated cold as ice And I better not say one word Because she packs a powerful punch Like Kimbo Slice Before your a** showed up she was nice And NOW She like the man of the relationship And I'm her Bi*** I'll be glad when you leave Mrs PMS You Nasty son of a B****!