Dear Mr Sandman

In reply to the message from you I found posted to my front door, stating you didn't want to come sprinkling your sand here anymore, I am so sorry for the accidents that have lately occurred, as in the one where I had left my five pairs of shoes on the floor by my bed, and you tripped over them and landed right on your head, or that night I forgot to lock my pit bull up, and sure enough you got savagely attacked, and lastly when I thought you were a burglar, and my baseball bat hit your head with a very loud whack, I humbly apologize and will be more careful next time, I'll put my shoes away and the dog will be locked up, and make sure your not a burglar so I wont be so quick to use my baseball bat, so please come back and sprinkle an extra dose of sand next time, as its been nearly over a week since I got any sleep!