Dear Dude At the Bar

Don't slide your arm around my shoulder unless you want yours to be dislocated Don't try to tell me I'm beautiful trust me it's overstated and overrated Don't ask me if you can get me a shot I'll probably give you some lip not the kind your thinking though more like replying with will you make it hollow tip? Don't try to tell me you'll take me to places I've never been Like where an abandon warehouse covered in plastic is that what you intend? Trust me it's for your own good so just stay on over there cuz i don't always play well with others and i never said the game was fair a million others just like you sweet talking all the time the same words to all the girls dumb enough to fall behind Now this is nothing personal your not the first to try I'm sorry it has to be this way but your just another guy