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Day In the Life of Poor Leanne

Lovely feathers floating around Leanne Poor leanne All she has to cover her is a pan She wants to find a man Who has a fake tan She can run very fast Eventhough she has all of her legs in a cast In races she used to come last Oh how time has past Poor Leanne Today leanne went very red Now she has to hide in the shed To hide her red head Or hide in bed With Ted Poor Leanne Oh golly She is such a willy wally She shouldn't let Dan go for Ollie Poor leanne Somebody giver her a fan or at least a man

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Iris E. S-Lewis

Date: 4/16/2016 12:34:00 PM

Pleasant delightful read, though someone stands in need of help. At least you're rendering attention... this creation.

Leanne Tuftytift
Date: 4/19/2016 9:46:00 AM

Thank you so much Iris!

Lenny Gazbowski

Date: 4/11/2016 8:54:00 AM

Bravo :-) I love humor and love this fine piece of laughter inducing poetry.

Leanne Tuftytift
Date: 4/13/2016 9:57:00 AM

your a fine piece.... of laughter xox

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/11/2016 6:39:00 AM

Me Want A Poem.... ;-) good morning. Linda

Leanne Tuftytift
Date: 4/11/2016 6:52:00 AM

coming soon Linda babe, I have a masterpiece brewing! Just you wait! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Laura Leiser

Date: 4/7/2016 10:30:00 PM

This is hilarious and very funny, Leanne! Love the humor and keep it up :)

Manmath Dalei

Date: 4/7/2016 12:23:00 PM

Dear Leanne, Nice entry to poetry soup.Hearty welcome to PS. Wish u a successful journey ahead.......hugs

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/7/2016 9:08:00 AM

About your poem, poor Leeanne, hope she finds a man.... Great read... Linda

Leanne Tuftytift
Date: 4/7/2016 9:21:00 AM

Thanks Linda, this poem means a lot to me, I went through a real emotional journey throughout writing this masterpiece. I cannot thank you enough for the comment and the good wishes.... XOXO Leanne TuftyTift

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/7/2016 9:06:00 AM

Leeanne,, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@

Leanne Tuftytift
Date: 4/7/2016 9:52:00 AM

thanks for the welcome Lindaaaaa bbe, much appeciated ty lol. so glad to find another poet such as myself, such a relief to know there are others with this passion like me. Would love you interpretation of my new poem 'bao to my bab' , has a lot of deep meaning if you feel me, see you round Linda (can i call you LiLi) tah tah for now! xoxo