Dating

So many women and so little time All will be mine They’re ready for me now After much consideration After years of complication The truth is finally told Hopefully sold Females that aren’t cold Like Eskimos in June They all swoon To the poetic The one who speaks their language And listens to what they say Each different but all the same Same makeup Same parts {Explanation} Hippie girls like one night stands Waitresses fall for about a year Bartenders too smart for their own good Party girls never remember Professionals are always taken Lesbians out of reach High school girls don’t have a clue College girls think they do Desperate girls will do anything Scholars forgot how to have fun Pretty faces are usually spoiled And daddy’s girls are my favorite