Dartboard Dummy

Mr. Dartboard Dummy, Oh, yes, that be me... Hung the dartboard on the room's door, One that opened out, Toss a dart, when someone enters, You will hear a shout!! We never even thought of it, And tossed our darts real hard... Luckily our dummy luck held up, Or we'd be handing out a new funeral card.. That's just a small example of the stupidity, That comes to me so naturally, Like the Christmas sign we'd hung for years, In our living room.... 10 years later we bothered to read it, "Season's Greenthings" it did declare..... Yeah, I'm dumb as spit! Or the time I had to pee real bad, But my cousin was in the tub, Brilliant Tom Bell had a great solution, Just pee out the house's rear door, And I was smirking with my wisdom, Till I realized I did ignore... Our next door neighbor's lawn chaise, Her sunning as I peed, She was watching me in amazement... Oh, what a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb creed! I can only imagine all the Brain dead things I never was aware I was guilty of, As I was doing them publicly.... But I wouldn't leave the house for three weeks after that.... Something no one could possibly help not miss... And only behind locked, darkened bathroom doors, Would I there after piss!