Dani a Charming Cvs Pharmacist

within Zieglerville, pennsylvania genuine snow white hair upon her noggin doth adorn, perhaps she will divulge to me (in private) after i croon (to said lass), the melody of Jimmy Crack Corn hmm...or, maybe this mission perchance twill be doomed from the start, and hence finding me forlorn thenceforth, a backup contingency measure, would warrant me to don my thinking cap, and for extra ordinary reinforcement unfold each Taj Mahal shaped ear flap plus (for reinforced ironic steeliness), aye also resort to buttress any aural "stormy Dani yelling) via walled in interlap, which accouterment functions as a double agent i.e. (or, to be rather crude), an audiological jockstrap to vet or figuratively kneecap any unwanted infiltrating leaping lap ping "FAKE" distracting news inducing madcap mass media circus driving this generic teetotaler to pour himself a nightcap essentially providing wig gull room with very little margin of ear err, or overlap against bigwigs to trumpet pap pill low ma rendered free and clear asper insidious (mama mia) paparazzi charting imp pea ching fear bringing out bare arms most likely something internuclear simply to discover visa vis authenticity if cute employee (sporting hair white as the virgin snow), which doth simmer and glare blindingly, thus necessitating sunglasses (I choose the Ray-Ban brand) as recommended by cited all time favorite pharmacist who unwittingly (or simply because my myopic eyes didst stare) fixedly - drawn to such a darling (doll ling) explaining any reason to go THERE to CVS - that tis where.